tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-358602262024-03-13T01:58:33.729+00:00Blamerbell BriefsA blogespondent for the Welsh lobbyBlamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.comBlogger474125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-56653804764301829882007-06-26T12:46:00.000+01:002007-07-01T14:24:28.364+01:00The EndI had hoped to bring you news of a potentially historic step forward for Welsh politics. But as usual, the politicians have contrived to delay proceedings.<br /><br />Plaid's assembly group was due to meet today to make a final decision on whether to recommend a Rainbow or a Red-Green coalition to its National Council on July 7. However, they've decided to postpone that meeting until tomorrow because Labour's Welsh Executive meets this evening.<br /><br />I understand that the momentum is still with the 'Brown' deal. In the short term it may seem less ambitious, but in the long term it would deliver more powers to Wales (if they can win a referendum) and bring Plaid closer to its long-term aim of independence.<br /><br />Perversely, an election campaign spent convincing people that government mattered more to Plaid Cymru than distant objectives of autonomy looks to have put Plaid in a position to push for the latter while surrendering the opportunity to take overall control of the former. It seems also that Labour's veiled threat to make life difficult for a Rainbow government in Westminster has carried some weight.<br /><br />But there's also the problem of the Liberal Democrats. At the outset, they could have had a deal with Plaid or Labour. But now, a significant chunk of AMs from both parties have serious reservations whether they can be trusted. After all, they will host a leadership election in the next few months and there's no telling whether that would preempt another flip flop.<br /><br />So, I won't get closure in time for my last ever post. But as <a href="http://politics.guardian.co.uk/labourleadership/story/0,,2076434,00.html">this chap</a> knows only too well, there's never a good time to bow out.<br /><br />I had written a long and tortuous adieu. But I've shelved that. Instead, take a look at the archives, if you wish, and judge for yourselves. <br /><br />All I will say is that I've had great fun writing this blog and watching it grow. By the end, it was almost a part-time job (albeit one that paid even less than I got on the fruit counter at Tesco). Now that I have a full-time job, I'm afraid it's not going to be possible to continue.<br /><br />It's a shame, because it's been a blast. It has never ceased to amuse me that I'm hated by some for being 'anti-Plaid' and loathed by others for being 'anti-Labour'. The Tories are too jolly to care and the Liberal Democrats are just happy to be talked about. In the context of Welsh politics, that's probably just about the right mix.<br /><br />This is my 600th post - time to say goodbye and hang up the briefs.<br /><br />Thanks for reading.<br /><br />Hwyl fawr!Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com59tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-78504663071497518652007-06-25T12:00:00.000+01:002007-06-26T12:45:45.622+01:00It's not over till it's overThe Western Mail is today <a href="http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0200wales/tm_headline=plaid%2Dlab-deal-on-the-way%26method=full%26objectid=19350304%26siteid=50082-name_page.html">reporting </a>that the 'Brown' coalition is more or less a done deal. Just a few days ago, all their correspondents were still predicting a rainbow coalition.<br /><br />They've also called a Lab-Lib deal and a previous rainbow pact as a formality before now.<br /><br />If there's one thing this circus of tribalism and talks has taught us, it's that there's no telling what will happen next.<br /><br />Plaid have a group meeting tomorrow, and the only thing that's certain is that it will go on for bloody ages. I can think of at least five AMs who will dig in for a fight. Don't expect the Rainbowistas to simply bend over and accept their fate.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">UPDATE:</span> BBC Wales' Westminster Correspondent David Cornock has given up asking his bosses for a blog and pushed ahead with his own. It's helpfully titled <a href="http://notabbcblog.blogspot.com/">notabbcblog.blogspot.com</a>Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-71812015339420349212007-06-24T18:20:00.000+01:002007-06-24T21:42:11.373+01:00The Blamers 2007 - A star-bereft award ceremony<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_x-W-YCfJLpw/Rn6qAwmGN3I/AAAAAAAAAaA/qy2vG_FVb5Y/s1600-h/Briefs.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_x-W-YCfJLpw/Rn6qAwmGN3I/AAAAAAAAAaA/qy2vG_FVb5Y/s200/Briefs.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5079684359741912946" /></a>The more prescient among you may have come across <a href="http://mattwithers.welshblogs.co.uk/2007/06/bye_bye_blamerbell.html">whispers </a>in some far-flung corner of the internet hinting that this blog will soon be following Tony Blair into retirement. These whispers have some truth, because I started them. (As Peter Black <a href="http://peterblack.blogspot.com/2007/06/tide-of-history.html">writes </a>today, why would cheeky Wales on Sunday Journalist Matt Withers find his own stories when he can just pinch them from someone else?)<br /><br />More on that later. In the meantime, I shall press on with my end of year political awards. Of course, it's not the end of the year and on <a href="http://blamerbellbriefs.blogspot.com/2007/06/farcembly.html">current form</a> no politician really deserves an award, but now is my last chance.<br /><br />Regular readers will know that this blog has been enriched over the past eight months by references to certain characters who have very kindly allowed me to reduce their incredibly complex personalities to simple stereotypes. Either that, or they've been too stupid or lazy to notice:)<br /><br />So, I would like to present The Blamers 2007. A pair of my crusty briefs will be finding its way to the lucky winners, with grateful thanks from Wales' first and only blogespondent. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Heinz Ketchup Award for Best Source: Jonathan Morgan</span><br />After taking part in my <a href="http://blamerbellbriefs.blogspot.com/2007/04/honest-john-morgan-calls-for-referendum.html">Honest John experiment</a>, Tory golden boy Jonathan Morgan really got into blogging. So much so, in fact, that he began to email me with other feature ideas. Would I like to start an item about 'hilarious' anecdotes from the campaign trail? JM's own offering went something like this:<br /><br />"Towards the end of the discussion a man stood up and introduced himself as being from Germany. As a pro European I have no problem with this although he proceeded to lecture us on the environmental damage caused by war, and how the illegal Iraq war had been a disaster... Being lectured by a German on international conflict is a bit like being lecture by King Herod on 1st century AD methods of childcare!"<br /><br />Jonathan, that's why I'm the journalist and you're the politician. Let's keep it that way. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Marmite Award for Splitting the Audience: Huw Lewis</span><br />You either love him or hate him, it seems. I need only mention his name and you will split into your various tribal camps, either extolling his virtues or hoping to wipe your behinds with his political career. I do hope he becomes First Minister one day, because I suspect a medieval battle will break out on the streets of Cardiff.<br /><br />Poor Huw. I reckon what he needs is a Red-Green coalition and a great big hug from Mohammad Ashgar. They have more in common than you might think.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Carol Voredman Award for Services to Spelling: Glyn Davies</span><br />This was a close one, because Alun Cairns' crap spelling has taken on an aquatic theme of late, what with Alex Salmon AND Salmon Rushdie in the news recently. But Glyn still pips it for his 'bulldozer' approach to blogging and the English language generally, which always makes for an entertaining read.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Oxfam Award for Buying the Ties Most People Wouldn't Even Use to Hang Themselves: Peter Black</span><br />Proof that there's nothing geeky about being a blogger.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">British Heart Foundation Award for Buying the Scarves Most People Wouldn't Even Use to Hang Themselves: Helen Mary Jones</span><br />It took me a long time before plucking up the courage to take the piss out of HMJ for her loyalty to pashminas. I genuinely thought she had some sort of hideous neck disfigurement and therefore it would be in poor taste to make jokes at her expense.<br /><br />Turns out she just happens to really like scarves, which is to be admired as scarf-wearing can sometimes be a <a href="http://century.guardian.co.uk/1920-1929/Story/0,,99854,00.html">hazardous activity</a>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Armitage Shanks Award for Taking all the Shit: Rhodri Glyn Thomas<br />Runner-up: Carl Sargeant</span><br />By April, I considered this blog to be doing reasonably well. I made absolutely no attempt to remain anonymous and for obvious reasons, most people in Plaid Cymru knew who was behind the briefs. I was shocked, therefore, to discover that in the run up to the election Rhodri Glyn Thomas had been probing the BBC's political editor to find out the identity of the 'diawl' who continually mocked him on the internet. Perhaps if he spent less time eating buffet lunches he'd have been able to work it out himself:)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Joseph Goebbels Award for Frank and Open debate: Leighton Andrews</span><br />You lot are a volatile bunch, and no matter what I write, someone usually likes to take offence. That's why I've steered clear of taking on all of you en masse. You are most dangerous when you are united (even if you do write an awful lot of rubbish in the comments sometimes!). Unfortunately, nobody told Leighton Andrews (and if they did, he pressed on anyway). The result? This little <a href="http://blamerbellbriefs.blogspot.com/2007/05/you-my-friends-signify-nothing.html">ding dong</a>. Hopefully the blogosphere has emerged all the stronger for it. Group hug.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Just William Award for Services to Short Trousers: Alun Cairns <br />Runner-up: Ioan Bellin</span><br />According to his Facebook page, the Conservatives' new baby-faced Education spokesman has been out clubbing twice this week AND he's been frolicking with the rah-rahs in the annual Hunt Ball. Despite that, he still gets asked for I.D. when trying to buy bottles of Pimm's for the gymkhana and he's never been allowed onto the scariest rollercoasters at Alton Towers.<br /><br />Nevertheless, Alun continues to punch above his weight in the assembly, if only because he weighs less than Eleanor Burnham's make-up bag.<br /><br />And that concludes The Blamers 2007. No politicians were harmed in the making of this blog entry, though certain egos have again taken a bit of a beating:)Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-83944032245676225502007-06-23T11:57:00.000+01:002007-06-23T12:03:41.511+01:00Britain's got boring<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x-W-YCfJLpw/Rnz9pgmGN2I/AAAAAAAAAZ4/viCmXGtgvhM/s1600-h/PP.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x-W-YCfJLpw/Rnz9pgmGN2I/AAAAAAAAAZ4/viCmXGtgvhM/s200/PP.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5079213369333266274" /></a>Pol Pot singing Nessun Dorma? Now, that really would be a must-see. Firstly, he'd have to rise from the grave (an achievement matched only in showbiz by Bob Monkhouse's apparent ability to be funnier dead than alive), and secondly, whatever you think about his politics, the act would at least be <i>different</i>.<br /><br />Paul Potts, on the other hand, is just another media-manufactured 'ringtones to riches' personality. His voice is OK, but if you're ever queuing outside Madame Tussaud's in London and hear the warbles wafting across the street from the Royal Academy of Music, you'll hear better.<br /><br />His story is good: mobile phone salesman to celebrity singer, we like that. But he might as well have been a hairdresser, a lollipop lady or a stuttering sixth-former. We've all seen this formula before.<br /><br />Absolutely the worst aspect of this phenomenon, however, is its one trick ponyness which is, frankly, driving me potty.<br /><br />Pavarotti has already done Nessun Dorma to death, so much so that it's been top of Classic FM's most whistled for decades. And boy, can Pavarotti sing. In an operatic context, the aria lives on. But in the bastardised world of 'pop-classical', other performances inevitably sound no better than a broken karaoke machine. <br /><br />'Nessun Dorma' translates as 'Let no one sleep', of which there is no danger when Port Talbot's Paul is screaming down the telly. I really do wish the chap well, but I can't help thinking that if he cared so much about music, he'd have had the balls to sing something else. Becuase not only is he a pale imitation of Luicano Pavarotti, he's also a pale imitation of Russell Watson.<br /><br />Working class nobody struggles against the odds to sing Nessun Dorma repeatedly on television? Yep, the media's told that story before. Frankly, what's different about Paul Potts? Answer: nothing.<br /><br />No doubt, PP can make a fortune singing on floating stages and in football stadiums. But if I'm not mistaken, his ambition was to be an opera singer. Unfortunately, the world of opera doesn't drop everything to accommodate celebrity. Roles are earned through hard graft, years of training and talent.<br /><br />All the signs are that Paul Potts' career will be a lot more Madame Tussaud's than Madame Butterfly. I do hope he proves me wrong.Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-35785608694403203182007-06-22T13:29:00.000+01:002007-06-22T13:33:53.588+01:00Big fat amnesty eventNot <span style="font-style:italic;">another </span>sausage roll and wine in a box gathering to keep Rhodri Glyn Thomas nourished and lubricated, I hear you cry.<br /><br />Well, no.<br /><br />Instead, it's my somewhat novel and absolutely not likely to happen suggestion to clear the air if or when the assembly gets full law-making powers and twenty extra members.<br /><br />Over the last tortuous couple of months, one thing has become abundantly clear: some AMs are in the wrong political party.<br /><br />Of course, they'd never own up to it, and there's something very British about that. It's like when we accidentally take the wrong turning in the car. The easiest thing to do is to turn around right away and double back. But something in us makes us persevere - 'If I just take this left and then follow that road it'll all be... ah, bollocks!'.<br /><br />Some of our AMs, I fear, are lost in the Stevenage roundabout network. Their political compasses are way off track.<br /><br />And so, when the assembly inevitably expands some time in the future, why not have an amnesty so that politicians can start again with a clean slate and stand on a different ticket?<br /><br />We already know that Glyn Davies voted Plaid Cymru, Leighton Andrews was a Liberal and Alun Davies was a big fish in Plaid. As for Mohammad Ashgar, there's a story doing the rounds that he tried to join every other party (bar the BNP) before eventually stumbling into bed with Newport's hordes of Welsh nationalists.<br /><br />More recently, it seems there are people in Labour who should be in Plaid and people in Plaid who should be with the Tories. There are people with the Tories who should be in UKIP and as for the Lib Dems, well, they could probably take their pick.<br /><br />They know who they are. Perhaps we should send them the membership forms, just to give them something to think about?Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-41629695281979593792007-06-21T13:12:00.000+01:002007-06-21T13:14:47.546+01:00Farcembly?Today's twist: Labour MPs have <a href="http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0200wales/tm_headline=labour%2D-talk-to-lib%2Ddems%2D-rhodri%26method=full%26objectid=19330471%26siteid=50082-name_page.html">told </a>Rhodri to cut out his after dark soirees with Adam Price and IWJ and snuggle up to Mike German and the Lib Dems instead.<br /><br />The Western Mail's Tomos Livingstone is now <a href="http://0725topaddington.blogspot.com/2007/06/tie-yellow-ribbon-round-old-rhodri.html">predicting </a>a Rainbow coalition will rise from the ashes of the Red-Green talks, while Peter Black <a href="http://peterblack.blogspot.com/2007/06/talking.html">says </a>everyone should get a move on.<br /><br />Quite right. With more waffle than a Birdseye potato processing factory flying through the air in Cardiff Bay, little actual work has been going on. There are <span style="font-style:italic;">still</span> no committees, for instance, so Thursdays are just used for filing fan mail and eating subsidised lunches.<br /><br />Those in the Welsh political bubble think this is all just fine. These are exciting times. This is the new politics. And other such guff.<br /><br />But outside, in the real world, it doesn't look quite so groundbreaking. People are simply wondering why they aren't getting on with it.<br /><br /><a href="http://blamerbellbriefs.blogspot.com/2007/05/sunday-lunch-coalition-update.html">At the outset</a>, every new twist seemed to offer endless intrigue and interest. But now, 'developments' are treading over old ground. Labour + the Lib Dems? We've been there before. <br /><br />How many times, I wonder, can this cycle repeat itself before the whole thing descends into farce?Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com33tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-34948219232683090742007-06-20T19:34:00.001+01:002007-06-20T20:10:52.233+01:00Labour u-turn a sign of things to comeIt is exactly two weeks since Rhodri Morgan wrote to Ieuan Wyn Jones and Mike German <a href="http://blamerbellbriefs.blogspot.com/2007_06_01_archive.html">outlining the terms of a possible agreement to keep him in government</a>.<br /><br />Since then, Plaid have been negotiating a beefed up deal with Labour, the underlying document of which is just about finished, I understand.<br /><br />Now, whaddyaknow - Business and Budget Minister Jane Hutt has <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6223504.stm">announced</a> an <span style="font-style:italic;">independent </span>commission to review the Barnett Formula and consider tax-varying powers for the assembly.<br /><br />A fortnight ago, Labour offered Plaid and the Lib Dems a "<span style="font-style:italic;">seen to be independent</span> inquiry by the <span style="font-style:italic;">Assembly Finance Committee</span>, possibly chaired by a Liberal Democrat." In other words, not an independent inquiry at all.<br /><br />In just fourteen days, Labour have gone from stubborn refuseniks to willing co-conspirators. They are, [cough, splutter, vomit] experimenting with [shh, don't tell Tony]... compromise.<br /><br />We've heard a lot about the 'new politics' which is a necessity now that power hangs in the balance between the parties in Wales. Well, here's an an example of it in operation.<br /><br />And if Labour can announce this before the Red-Green agreement is even finalised, just imagine what could be coming our way if and when the deal is done.Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-18994671585943574902007-06-20T13:54:00.001+01:002007-06-20T15:35:48.430+01:00What Ieuan wantsNo decision yesterday in Plaid's group meeting, so that means the future governance of Wales is likely to hinge on next Tuesday's weekly get-together.<br /><br />Some people have already been <a href="http://this-is-sparta.blogspot.com/2007/06/how-will-they-vote.html">speculating</a> about the way Plaid AMs will vote, with almost everyone agreeing that Ieuan Wyn Jones is in the Rainbow camp.<br /><br />Of course, he would just say he wants whatever's best for Wales, which is a bit like that ruthless lady from the Apprentice saying she wants what's best for Alan Sugar.<br /><br />His own personal political inflections (and ambitions) must inevitably be playing a huge part in his thinking. It's just that he hasn't bothered sharing them with the rest of us. The BBC <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6221476.stm">reports </a>that he'll be meeting party members across Wales shortly to "explain the choice he believes Plaid should make." I'd wager he'll be doing a lot more tergiversating (love that word) than explaining, given that the details of the Red-Green pact have yet to be revealed.<br /><br />IWJ is a very shrewd politician, even if there is something Yorkshire Terrieresque about his television appearances. And you can bet that whichever way the group votes next Tuesday (if indeed it is next Tuesday), it will subsequently appear to be the option Ieuan has 'preferred' for some time. If you like, he has hard-boiled the egg before it has had a chance to splatter all over his face.<br /><br />But in the meantime, he can influence that decision. In the end, whether we advance towards a Rainbow or a Red-Green government comes down to the fancy of fifteen Plaid AMs. Ieuan need only convince seven of them and history is his (although a few of them need no convincing).<br /><br />There is, however, one problem: the deal the negotiating team have been working on feverishly with Labour. What if that document ends up matching the All-Wales Accord on most issues, and trumping it on the key issues of the Welsh language and a referendum on further powers? After all, Adam Price is involved again, <a href="http://www.adamprice.org.uk/blog/the-coalition-challenge">and we all know what he wants</a>.<br /><br />If that were the case, the Rainbow might become very difficult to defend and some of its advocates may be forced to recognise that perhaps one of its attractions was getting closer to the Tories all along.<br /><br />What Ieuan wants may not necessarily be what he gets. Either way, though, he won't let on.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">1414 UPDATE:</span> In one minute I will be respecting a moment of contemplation and support for BBC journalist Alan Johnston (left) who has now been missing for 100 days. You can sign the petition and read more about the BBC's campaign for his release <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/world/2007/alan_johnston/default.stm">HERE</a>.<br /><br />On an altogether different note, everyone's favourite dog-handling, vest-wearing bald guy has written his idyosyncratic take on the world of Welsh blogging, which you can read <a href="http://welshmusicfilmandbookssymposium.blogspot.com/2007/06/foreign-hitchhikers-guide-to-universe.html">HERE</a>.Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-33540887365465676972007-06-20T13:35:00.000+01:002007-06-20T15:15:57.904+01:00The Gordon Brown memeI've been tagged by <a href="http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2007/06/gordon-brown-meme.html">Iain Dale </a> and <a href="http://www.mattwardman.com/blog/2007/06/11/its-got-to-be-gordon/">Matt Wardman</a> to say two things about Gordon Brown.<br /><br />Two <span style="font-style:italic;">words</span>, of course, would be easy. Good off! Or bugger luck! Or something like that:)<br /><br />Anyway, heregoes...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Two things Gordon Brown should be proud of:</span><br />His (Ed) Balls<br />His Cow's lick<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Two things he should apologise for:</span><br /><a href="http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/ciaran_jenkins/2006/05/why_i_hate_england.html">Supporting the England football team</a><br />Cardiff North (or was that Cherie's fault?)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Two things he should do immediately when he becomes PM:</span><br />Promote Peter Hain<br />Demote Peter Hain<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Two things he should do while he is PM:</span><br />Favours for rich people<br />Make St David's Day a national <strike>binge drinking day</strike> holiday<br /><br />I hereby tag fresh-faced newbie <a href="http://www.seneddwr.com/">Seneddwr</a>, <a href="http://this-is-sparta.blogspot.com/">Sanddef </a>(because he loves everything to do with blogging), and anyone who'd like to share their wisdom with us in the comments because I am still <strike>struggling</strike> striving to be non-political and so I don't think I've really done this properly!Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-70939645720060891552007-06-19T12:07:00.000+01:002007-06-19T13:04:38.128+01:00Assembly FC<span style="font-style:italic;">From Alun Davies AM:</span><br /><br />Dear all,<br /><br />Somewhat surprisingly, and certainly unbelievably [<span style="font-style:italic;">no kidding</span>], I have been asked to captain the Assembly's Football Team in the annual Parliamentary Shield competition supported [<span style="font-style:italic;">somewhat ironically</span>] by McDonald's. <br /><br />This year the [<span style="font-style:italic;">pissup</span>] event takes place in London on the weekend of the 4th and 5th August, giving us the chance to play against elected representatives from Westminster, the Northern Ireland Assembly and the Scottish Parliament for the Parliamentary Shield and a [<span style="font-style:italic;">happy meal</span>] cheque for the charity of our choice.<br /><br />By taking part in the tournament we not only have the opportunity to show off our footballing skills (!) and win money for charity but we also have the chance to [<span style="font-style:italic;">get drunk with</span>] meet many colleagues from the different Parliaments and Assemblies across the UK, talk tactics with our celebrity manager Ian Rush and watch the Community Shield match between Manchester United and Chelsea at the new Wembley stadium the following day (Sunday 5th August)! [<span style="font-style:italic;">uh oh, freebie alert</span>]<br /><br />If you don't feel you are able to join in the actual football game (but have<br />a husband, wife or partner who would) then you are more than welcome to join the team! [<span style="font-style:italic;">Note further gratuitous use of the exclamation mark!</span>]<br /><br />If you are interested in joining us or would like to find out more about the<br />tournament then please contact me and I will endeavour to answer any<br />questions that you may have. [<span style="font-style:italic;">!!!</span>]<br /><br />Places in the squad are limited to 15 so if I could ask that you let me know<br />of your interest before Thursday (21st June) so that I can ensure you are<br />sent all of the relevant details ASAP.<br /><br />Best regards,<br />Alun<br /><br />Alun Davies AC / AM<br /><br />Llafur - Y Canolbarth a'r Gorllewin<br />Labour - Mid and West Wales<br />***************************************<br />Well, isn't that droll? Anyway, I'm appointing myself manager, so heregoes:<br /><br />Goalkeeper: Dafydd El. Nothing gets past him, and if it did he'd glass them with a bottle of Ty Nant.<br /><br />Left Back: Huw Lewis. Didn't get promoted, see.<br />Right Back: Where we started if Mike German does another u-turn.<br />Centre Back: Rosemary Butler. The James Collins of AFC.<br />Centre Back: Carl Sargeant. Charged with mopping up.<br /><br />Left Wing: Helen Mary Jones<br />Right Wing: Ieuan Wyn Jones<br />Deputy Midfield Ball-winner with responsibility for passing sideways: Leighton Andrews<br />Playmaker: Alun Cairns (if he can get time off school)<br /><br />Up front: Eleanor Burnham and Peter Black<br /><br />Referee: Trish the Law<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">UPDATE:</span> Page six of today's Western Mail - can anyone spot something funny?Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-71466531382001646412007-06-19T10:26:00.001+01:002007-06-19T11:09:00.410+01:00What has Tony Blair done for us?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-W-YCfJLpw/RnelPAmGN1I/AAAAAAAAAZw/DCaHzQK-bB4/s1600-h/Blair.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-W-YCfJLpw/RnelPAmGN1I/AAAAAAAAAZw/DCaHzQK-bB4/s200/Blair.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5077708782159935314" /></a>During the election campaign, Tony Blair made one fleeting visit to Wales. Even that was enough for the Beeb's Betsan Powys, who struggled to pin him down for an interview.<br /><br />By contrast, Blair made four visits to Scotland. Also by contrast, Labour lost Scotland and hung on in Wales.<br /><br />It's probably fair to say that by 2007, Blair isn't quite the same electoral asset he was. "Give him the send off he deserves," cried Plaid Cymru's election advert - evidently believing Tony Blair deserved an ambivalent election result followed by continual flitting between various different coalition permutations.<br /><br />So, in ten years, what has TB done for us?<br /><br />Devolution. Yes, that's a big one.<br /><br />Alun Michael. Not such a big one.<br /><br />Introduced top-up fees so the assembly could scrap them. Bit of a messy one.<br /><br />We've been called the 'F*cking Welsh' for daring not to vote Labour in droves and he's been called Lionel for not being someone more famous at Rhodri Morgan's mum's breakfast table. <br /><br />But otherwise?<br /><br />Answers on a Best of Luck in your New Job card please...Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-68422324137817173412007-06-18T19:13:00.000+01:002007-06-18T19:15:28.599+01:00Hain, Gay, Cornish, CymNow, there's a title which is sure to wreak havoc with the search engines:)<br /><br />Anyway, thank you, dear readers, for your patience with yet another post about possible coalitions. Heaven forbid that anything else should be happening in the world. But I do get emails and messages from time to time from people with various motivations (not all of them sanitary), so I thought I'd flag up a few...<br />**********************************************************<br />A chap called Philip Hosking emails to ask for my views on the 'Cornish Question'. Much to my surprise, it is not "butter or clotted cream or both?" (to which the answer would be both), but rather the extent to which Cornwall be granted autonomy from the United Kingdom:<br /><br />"I am a Penryn born Cornishman from the United Kingdom and a growing Cornish and Breton speaker. I have been raised by a family and community that has endowed me with what can be best described as a Cornish national identity, another way to look at it would be of Cornish ethnicity. <br /> <br />The UK government has so far failed to recognise the Cornish people under the Council of Europe's framework convention for the protection of national minorities.<br /> <br />The UK government has failed to give the people of Cornwall the democratic referendum on greater autonomy and a devolved assembly that they have shown a demand for.<br /><br />I would like to know your position on national and linguistic minorities and in particular the Cornish question in the United Kingdom."<br /><br />Personally, I'm all for the idea of Cornish independence, if only because it would create a nation with a worse football team and indigenous accent than Wales.<br />**********************************************************<br />Peter Hain will leave no stone unlobbied in his bid not to finish last in the Labour party's Deputy Leadership Contest.<br /><br />He might not get more votes than the other candidates, but he proudly writes on his blog that he has more <a href="http://facebook.com">Facebook </a>friends than them. That's still almost a thousand friends fewer than Ming Campbell, who by Hain's logic must be the most successful politician of all time.<br /><br />So that's the yoof and the unions covered, they mutter at PHHQ, now for the gays...<br /><br />Hain informs us (his devoted Facebook chums) that PinkNews is running a Labour leadership survey, which you can sabotage <a href="http://www.pinknews.co.uk/survey/survey.php?sid=F3C737">HERE</a>:) The message is accompanied by a list of all the wonderful things he's ever done for the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bacon and Tomato) community, though he makes no mention of services to tanning.<br />**********************************************************<br />And Sion Jobbins of <a href="http://www.dotcym.org/">dotcym.org</a> (who would surely prefer to be Sion Jobbins of dotcym.cym) emails to remind me of the ongoing campaign to put cym on the map (just as long as we don't tell the Russian porn barons how to pronounce it).Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-49500379940112818282007-06-18T13:33:00.000+01:002007-06-18T16:29:37.550+01:00Lib Dems won't do a 'Lib Dem'A while back, I wrote a post titled <a href="http://blamerbellbriefs.blogspot.com/2007/06/red-green-brown.html">Red + Green = Brown</a>. It seems I was being more prophetic than I had intended, since it was written on the day Gordon Brown came to town. From that moment, the Red-Green deal has had a whole lot more momentum.<br /><br />Why?<br /><br />Well, Gordon doesn't really fancy beginning his premiership with two rogue Celtic states gnawing at his ankles. A rainbow coalition in Wales would see the Tories back in power and would give David Cameron a huge PR boost. Worse still, Labour would look like a party of opposition again.<br /><br />New Labour arguably won the last two general elections on the waning momentum of their enormous first victory in 1997. Ten years ago, Tony Blair had his cake and ate it, feeding on a Britain bloated with optimism. Now, there's barely a crumb of that good will left. <br /><br />Gordon Brown is going to have to rebuild. Scotland is already lost, but he can't afford to lose too much more ground. Rhodri Morgan says he spoke to the PM in waiting about the situation in Wales. I'd imagine it was the other way around. Brown probably spoke to Rhodri and told him to sort it out.<br /><br />But Rhodri being Rhodri decided he'd muddy the waters by opening the door to the Lib Dems again and the media have <a href="http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0200wales/tm_headline=lib-dems-hint-at-labour-offer%26method=full%26objectid=19314261%26siteid=50082-name_page.html">rushed</a> to have a merry little walk around Mike German's well-worn garden path.<br /><br />There isn't much else Mike German can say other than if Plaid and Labour agree on a document, he'll go back to his party and "look again". He's still "committed" to the All-Wales Accord and has no intention of "steering that ship up onto the rocks". Hardly the words of a man with his hands on the rainbow rug, poised to pull.<br /><br />And if he did pull, he might only fall flat on his arse. By that time, a Red-Green document would already have been drawn up. Much like the All-Wales Accord, it would be released to the public and, if the election results are anything to go by, it would excite more people than any Lib-Lab alternative. But much worse than that, it was the Lib Dems who were <a href="http://blamerbellbriefs.blogspot.com/2007/05/shafted.html">ridiculed </a>for steering the rainbow ship up onto the rocks; they could really suffer from sinking the Red-Green ship too.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />UPDATE:</span> Something for the Lib Dems to sing and dance about at last: Britain's Got Talent winner, Pol Pot, is a <a href="http://bristol.indymedia.org/newswire.php?story_id=1387&topic=drugsandcrime&results_offset=90">former Lib Dem councillor</a>.Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com36tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-27917248429789724102007-06-17T12:54:00.000+01:002007-06-17T20:19:41.364+01:00Blamerbell en ParisWhat's happening then?<br /><br />Don't expect me to tell you:)<br /><br />As you may know, I've been away at the CNN European blog awards, which I'm pleased to say I won.<br /><br />I went to Paris for the ceremony on Friday and it was actually rather a big deal. There was a huge <a href="http://www.lesalondelatele.com/">media fair</a> being held at the Porte de Versailles which, for future reference, is not really taxiable from the centre of town (unless you are willing to remortgage your maison).<br /><br />The awards ceremony itself was quite a grand affair - there were a number of elaborate speeches before I was eventually called. I was given the prize by a chap called <a href="http://www.alvasoft.net/blog/pics/2005_04/14d.jpg">Emmanuel Chain</a>, who is sort of the French Jeremy Paxman (for looks, think David Ginola rather than Tony Adams). I'm sure he said some nice things about my blog but it was all in French and all I can remember from GCSE is how to ask for an ice cream or report that my cello has been stolen.<br /><br />And that is very much how the rest of the evening went - much French being spoken and much failing to understand on my part. Later, I went to a student party with the guy who runs the second placed blog, drank a couple of beers and asked for lots of ice creams.<br /><br />Incidentally, if you want a taxi in Paris, don't automatically assume that a taxi sitting in a taxi rank with its light on and door open is necessarily willing to take you anywhere. I got in, sat down, said 'Gare du Nord', even said please (though now I wish I hadn't bothered) before I was unceremoniously ejected by an all too rude Frenchman.<br /><br />So, it's good to be back in the UK. And it's great to see that Welsh politics has been as unpredictable as ever in my absence.<br /><br />Hopefully, I'll catch up with all that later, though I hear Plaid are now leaning towards a deal with Labour, if only because Labour will find it almost impossible to deliver it.Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-26705221710730153672007-06-14T15:51:00.001+01:002007-06-14T16:15:26.112+01:00What's happening to the assembly on the telly?Once upon a time I went for a chat with someone in the assembly's Cathays Park building.<br /><br />I had to wait a while before the meeting, so I sat in the lobby. It's quite a grand place actually - lots of marble and columns and that kind of guff.<br /><br />Anyway, my most vivid memory of this little spell was sitting next to a giant screen which, after a while, began broadcasting live coverage of the latest plenary session.<br /><br />The receptionist, clearly fed up with the likes of Janice Gregory and Eleanor Burnham breaching her peace, stood up and turned it off. And that was that. Even the assembly can't stand to watch the assembly.<br /><br />So it's no surprise, then, that it may soon be impossible to watch proceedings live on television. S4C2 currently broadcasts those thrilling debates each Tuesday to Thursday when the assembly is in session. But it now has plans to broadcast Welsh language children's programmes instead.<br /><br />This story appeared in the <a href="http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0200wales/tm_headline=sali-mali-to-oust-welsh-assembly-debates&method=full&objectid=19024998&siteid=50082-name_page.html">Western Mail</a> at the beginning of May and <a href="http://this-is-sparta.blogspot.com/2007/05/s4c2-democratic-transparency-in-danger.html">Sanddef </a>flagged it up soon afterwards. Then, a fortnight later, S4C published <a href="http://www.s4c.co.uk/plant/e_consultation.pdf">THIS </a>consultation paper detailing three possible ways forward:<br /><br />Option 1<br />• Continue to broadcast the proceedings of the National Assembly during term and fit the new programmes around it.<br /><br />Option 2<br />• Cease broadcast of proceedings of National Assembly and broadcast an uninterrupted New Service 7 days a week.<br /><br />Option 3<br />• Continue to broadcast National Assembly proceedings as at present and also broadcast an uninterrupted New Service 7 days a week using additional and new capacity. (unlikely)<br /><br />I'm not entirely sure where we are with this at the moment, but I've heard that the service could be moved entirely online. Given the reliability of the assembly's website, this would be a real blow.<br /><br />Statistically, I wouldn't be surprised if more people watch the Ironing Channel than S4C2's political coverage. So in the end, it comes down to profitability versus public service, and nothing <i>obliges</i> S4C2 to continue to pump out the Senedd's mostly inconsequential drones.<br /><br />Nevertheless, I'd be sad to see it go - I really like the 'totty' who present it:)<br /><br />************************************************************<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">By the way, I'm now off to Paris for the <a href="http://www.cnnblogawards.com/edito.php">CNN Blog Awards ceremony</a> so I'm afraid there will be no posting until Sunday evening at the earliest. <br /><br />That means I won't be able to react to Plaid Cymru's National Executive meeting on Saturday or any other minor political events I would normally blow out of all proportion. There are, of course, plenty of other great blogs to check out in the meantime, including <a href="http://www.davidwilliamson.blogspot.com/">THIS </a>offering from the Western Mail's new Senedd correspondent.</span>Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com31tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-49242342407562713252007-06-13T15:12:00.000+01:002007-06-13T17:24:57.035+01:00Something else!Some of you may have seen an earlier version of this post, relating to the <a href="http://www.cnnblogawards.com/edito.php">CFJ/CNN European award for the best student news blog</a>. <br /><br />Suffice to say, though, that I am <i>nominated</i> for the award, where I will have to fight off tough competition from France and Serbia.<br /><br />(Even that) is something of a shock really, given that I mostly specialise in strained metaphors and the kind of news most people wouldn't touch with a bargepole covered in their own faeces.<br /><br />Thank you all for contributing not just to this blog but to the emerging Welsh blogosphere in general, which was virtually non-existent (with some notable and excellent exceptions) when I started back in October.<br /><br />As I sit and watch assembly members coax each other into a deep and intensely boring slumber in the Senedd, it's good to know that there's a potentially unlimited space online for lively political debate. The medium has certainly proved itself in recent months and long may it continue.<br /><br />On another note, Rosemary Butler is chairing her first session in the chamber. Pink jacket, red hair - is that wise?Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com33tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-18429049053345531112007-06-13T12:22:00.000+01:002007-06-13T13:36:08.756+01:00Plaid won't do a 'Lib Dem'There's been a lot of chatter over the past few hours about Plaid <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6746001.stm">re-opening talks </a>with Labour over a formal coalition.<br /><br />Some of the <a href="http://miserableoldfart.blogspot.com/2007/06/whats-best-for-plaid.html">usual </a><a href="http://this-is-sparta.blogspot.com/2007/06/clash-of-values.html">suspects</a>, bless them, have been getting quite upset. Stomp, stomp, stomp. We want our bloody rainbow.<br /><br />Well, <a href="http://blamerbellbriefs.blogspot.com/2007/06/how-long-has-rhodders-got.html">as I said yesterday</a>, they are still odds on to get it. So kem down.<br /><br />Have any of Plaid's rainbowista AMs publicly changed their position? No.<br /><br />Has Plaid's leader given any indication that he's keen on a deal with Labour? No.<br /><br />Has Gordon Brown suggested that he'd whip up Labour MPs to get a referendum on further powers through parliament? No (in fact Tomos Livingstone <a href="http://0725topaddington.blogspot.com/2007/06/peoples-choice.html">reports </a>Labour MPs saying quite the opposite).<br /><br />Were Tory and Plaid AMs drinking together in the Eli Jenkins last night? Probably.<br /><br />Do we know who the identity of the 'senior source' that broke the red-green story? No.<br /><br />Worth bearing in mind, I think, that I've seen people quoted as 'senior sources' before who were fourth placed constituency candidates in the assembly election. Can this chap persuade the majority of the party's AMs, party members and national council to change their mind? You decide.<br /><br />But taking all that's been said in the past few weeks, it seems Plaid's assembly group still overwhelmingly back a deal with the Tories and the Lib Dems. They wouldn't have dismissed the red-green option so quickly on the previous occasion if that wasn't the case.<br /><br />And it is they, ultimately, who will make the decision which will go forward to the national council in July. The national exeucitve, which meets on Saturday in Aberystwyth, is merely an advisory body. So, whatever happens, there will not be another Lib Dem moment, whereby a bunch of obscure councillors and receding hairlines overrule directly elected politicians.<br />*****************************************<br />Plenary Live:<br /><br />Alun Cairns has had a hair cut - makes him look even more like the work experience kid.<br /><br />Eleanor Burnham just attempted to break the world speed-speaking record while asking her tabled question to the new Sustainability Minister, Jane Davidson.<br /><br />According to Ms Davidson's <a href="http://www.janedavidson.org.uk/welcome.asp">website</a>, incidentally, she's still the Education Minister.<br /><br />Of course, to the majority of the population, all this means nothing at all, so I may stop now. They're talking about footpaths again...<br /><br />Has Brynle Williams been sunbathing - or has he just done up his shirt collar too tight? He's certainly very red. Perhaps he's getting worked up about those badgers he's prattling on about.<br /><br />Now, the moment we've all been waiting for: Questions to the Minister for Education, Culture, the Welsh Language, Laid-back Self-confidence, Going Grey Gracefully and Everything Else on the Universe just to make Jane Davidson feel bad.<br /><br />Alun Davies quotes from Alun Cairns' blog. <a href="http://blog.aluncairns.co.uk/?p=155">The little man favours academic selection</a>. Of course, I expect Alun Cairns to retaliate with a quotation from <a href="http://www.alundavies.org.uk/?p=66">Alun Davies' blog</a>: 'Happy Christmas'.Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com47tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-27514656341861774552007-06-12T16:00:00.001+01:002007-06-12T18:03:37.301+01:00How long has Rhodders got?That's the question I was asked today. And for once I didn't chafe my precious parts sitting on that well-worn pundit's fence. Instead, I leapt tentatively into the 'He'll be gone by autumn' camp. <br /><br />Predictions are usually wrong in Welsh politics and there are plenty of twists and turns yet. But you'd have to say that, on current form, the rainbowistas look set to make a move, perhaps before the summer's out.<br /><br />Quite simply, Ieuan Wyn Jones wants it too much. Tactically, it might be better to keep the Labour option open as long as possible to at least make it look like the rainbow was forced to make a move. But at the moment, IWJ's poker face is about as convincing as a Didier Drogba dive.<br /><br />If it were to go ahead, though, I think one of the biggest changes might be in 'foreign affairs'. I know that isn't exactly part of the assembly's remit, but with a nationalist first minister in Scotland and a sympathetic ear in Northern Ireland, the rainbow would look to put pressure on Westminster as part of an alliance with the other devolved institutions.<br /><br />This could be anything from stating a view on foreign policy (remember Rhodri's refusal to have a view on Iraq?) to demanding greater representation in negotiations with the European Union. I had a chat with Plaid's Adam Price MP about this yesterday before a programme on Radio Scotland, and he suggested the Celtic clout of the devolved governments would look to work as a pincer movement on Westminster to secure, for example, a better financial settlement.<br /><br />Alex Salmond has already made calls for the resumption of Joint Ministerial Committees between the devolved institutions, and also 'Council of the Isles' style meetings (including the Republic of Ireland), with the UK government.<br /><br />Of course, these may go ahead whether Rhodri stays or not, but I imagine a Plaid-led government would be anxious to sign-up and secure added legitimacy for the assembly as a national institution in its own right.<br />********************************************<br />The latest offering from the sparingly-used poll tool:<br /><!-- // Begin Pollhost.com Poll Code // --><br /><form method=post action=http://poll.pollhost.com/vote.cgi><table border=0 width=150 bgcolor=#EEEEEE cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td colspan=2><font face="Arial" size=-1 color="#000000"><b>When will Rhodri go?</b></font></td></tr><tr><td width=5><input type=radio name=answer value=1></td><td><font face="Arial" size=-1 color="#000000">Between now and the summer recess</font></td></tr><tr><td width=5><input type=radio name=answer value=2></td><td><font face="Arial" size=-1 color="#000000">Just after the summer recess</font></td></tr><tr><td width=5><input type=radio name=answer value=3></td><td><font face="Arial" size=-1 color="#000000">The autumn budget</font></td></tr><tr><td width=5><input type=radio name=answer value=4></td><td><font face="Arial" size=-1 color="#000000">Christmas</font></td></tr><tr><td width=5><input type=radio name=answer value=5></td><td><font face="Arial" size=-1 color="#000000">Sometime in 2008</font></td></tr><tr><td width=5><input type=radio name=answer value=6></td><td><font face="Arial" size=-1 color="#000000">Sometime in 2009</font></td></tr><tr><td colspan=2><input type=hidden name=config value="YmxhbWVyYmVsbAkxMTgxNjY0MzczCUVFRUVFRQkwMDAwMDAJQXJpYWwJQXNzb3J0ZWQ"><center><input type=submit value=Vote> <input type=submit name=view value=View></center></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=#FFFFFF colspan=2 align=right><font face="Arial" size=-2 color="#000000"><a href=http://www.pollhost.com/><font color=#000099>Free polls from Pollhost.com</font></a></font></td></tr></table></form><br /><!-- // End Pollhost.com Poll Code // --><br />***************************************************<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">UPDATE:</span> Impeccable timing as ever.<br /><br />Vaughan Roderick <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/cymraeg/2007/06/coch_a_gwyrdd.html">reports</a> that Plaid are set to agree to further talks on a deal with Labour in their meeting this evening.<br /><br />Labour have apparently offered at least three cabinet positions and firm promises on a referendum on further powers, a commission to review the Barnett formula and a Welsh Language act.<br /><br />To be updated...<br /><br />Sources in Plaid say it'll have to be an offer they can't refuse. Could Brown sanction the passage of a referendum through the Houses of Parliament? After all, he can't be keen on the idea of starting his premiership with Labour in opposition in both Scotland and Wales.<br /><br />Either that, or Ieuan Wyn Jones has finally got control of his poker face. This might just be the smokescreen that enables him to say Labour can't deliver.Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com44tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-71763200407409463232007-06-11T19:25:00.000+01:002007-06-11T20:06:25.472+01:00Wee bits and bobsI'll be taking part in a live debate over on BBC Radio Scotland this evening (10pm) about the future of devolution.<br /><br />The new Scottish government, led by Alex Salmond, <a href="http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/news/tm_headline=alex-s-action-plan-to-prevent-libya-repeat--&method=full&objectid=19276819&siteid=66633-name_page.html">isn't too pleased</a> that Tony Blair apparently struck a deal which could lead to the Lockerbie bomber being sent back to Libya to complete his prison sentence without informing it.<br /><br />Meanwhile, the Secretary of State and the First Minister in Wales are on such good terms that <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6741585.stm">Rhodri Morgan is backing Harriet Harman</a> for the Deputy Leadership of the Labour party.<br /><br />You can <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/radioscotland/programmes/scotlandatten">listen to the programme, Scotland at Ten, online this evening</a>.<br /><br />I am also booked to pop up again on tomorrow's AM/PM on BBC 2 Wales - better than Big Brother every time:)<br /><br />In other news, Plaid's Ieuan Wyn Jones has torn up <a href="http://blamerbellbriefs.blogspot.com/2007/06/rhodris-letters.html">Labour's olive branch</a>, ground it into sawdust, shoved it in his mouth and sprayed it all over Rhodri Morgan's surprised face shouting "Boo hoo to you, Sir!"<br /><br />He still fancies forming his own government, you see.Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com31tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-76580694032547075162007-06-11T15:22:00.001+01:002007-06-11T19:53:47.021+01:00Tories Cook up a stormYou all scoffed last week when I <a href="http://blamerbellbriefs.blogspot.com/2007/06/reasons-to-disagree-on-first-day-back.html">hinted</a> the <span style="font-style:italic;">Conservatives</span> might try and bring down the government over lack of movement on a new Welsh language act.<br /><br />But with travel agent Thomas Cook appearing stubbornly monoglot in its <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6739935.stm">unwillingness to embrace the Welsh language</a>, the Tories made the <a href="http://www.conservatives.com/tile.do?def=wales.news.story.page&obj_id=137069">first move</a>.<br /><br />They are calling for a review of the Welsh language act. You'll remember that Labour's legislative proposals <a href="http://welshlabour.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/lco-dyfarnydd.pdf">stopped short</a> of it, though it's a big deal in the proposed rainbow coalition programme for government.<br /><br />Plaid have since chipped in with their own calls for increased Welsh language legislation. Well, they do everything together these days, don't they?<br /><br />Labour's masterplan is to exclude the Conservatives from the consensus they have been seeking. They are trying to raise issues which isolate the Tories. But the men in blue are attempting quite the reverse and on today's form, seem to be having some success.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">UPDATE:</span> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-W-YCfJLpw/Rm2aJAc8vhI/AAAAAAAAAZo/njTroLlxIjQ/s1600-h/crap+sign.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-W-YCfJLpw/Rm2aJAc8vhI/AAAAAAAAAZo/njTroLlxIjQ/s200/crap+sign.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074881834647338514" /></a>Q: What's the worst thing you can do when you're embroiled in a storm about the Welsh language?<br /><br />A: Put up a bi-lingual sign which butchers it.<br /><br />Even Jade Goody would do a better job of public relations than that.Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com72tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-38230727328703820182007-06-11T13:28:00.000+01:002007-06-11T13:53:55.209+01:00A Great British Summer<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x-W-YCfJLpw/Rm0_1wc8vgI/AAAAAAAAAZg/RMkFOiACwvI/s1600-h/proms.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x-W-YCfJLpw/Rm0_1wc8vgI/AAAAAAAAAZg/RMkFOiACwvI/s200/proms.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074782547888356866" /></a>Apologies in advance that blogging will be somewhat intermittent this week. I have limited internet access while I try to get my life sorted.<br /><br />In the meantime (the possibility of any work permitting) I'm hoping to indulge in a few of the summer activities I missed out on last year in Japan.<br /><br />First it's off to Cambridge for a garden party. Chinos, Pimm's and chamber music: lovely.<br /><br />Then, I'm hoping to go to Wimbledon to see some tennis. I'll bring my own strawberries this time after choking on the nine carat gold pips of the world's most expensive fruit on previous visits (read <a href="http://www.fukuoka-now.com/features/article_display.php?fn_code=400304">THIS </a>for my previous take on overpriced fruit - yes, I write articles about everything).<br /><br />If I'm still unemployed in July, I'll take in some Proms. These are quite wonderful occasions which are unfortunately marred by the sweaty, vapid flag-fest of the last night (read <a href="http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/ciaran_jenkins/2006/07/post_225.html">THIS</a> to see exactly what I think about that).<br /><br />What strikes me about these activities, though, is that they are all unquestionably British affairs. And while I'm all for cultural independence, I'm in favour of a good dose of cultural interdependence aswell. <br /><br />Perhaps I'm just out of the loop, but what exactly would a <span style="font-style:italic;">Welsh</span> summer entail? I know a fair few of this blog's readers will be roughing it in whichever town the <a href="http://www.eisteddfod.org.uk/">Eisteddfod </a>happens to collide with this August, but other than that we don't seem to make the most of the summer months here in Wales. <br /><br />Or maybe we should just get over our inverse snobbery and gorge on a bit of croquet instead? It's much more fun than you'd think.<br /><br />****************************************************<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br />By the way, please do keep those little tidbits of gossip coming for my Wales on Sunday column. It's for one week only.</span><br /><br />****************************************************<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">UPDATE:</span> This blog is one of twelve to be nominated for the <a href="http://www.cnnblogawards.com/nominees.php">CNN blog awards</a> - a contest to find the best student blog in Britain and France. Whooppee!Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-54735327161357906902007-06-10T20:20:00.001+01:002007-06-10T20:20:51.603+01:00Blamerbell on SundayThis week, I shall be deputising for Matt Withers while Wales' <strike>favourite</strike> only Sunday political journalist goes off to Italy to bronze his bald patch.<br /><br />The column is called 'Spin Doctor' because 'Matt Withers' didn't sound sexy enough for the cesspit of sleaze and crap metaphors that is contemporary Welsh politics.<br /><br />And so, I am asking you please to send me little tidbits of gossip and amusing goings-on from the Welsh political world this week. There's got to be <i>something</i> interesting happening. Do it for the sake of your own vanity, or to bugger your boss. Whatever, just whop it in an EMAIL to me.<br /><br />It kind of defeats the point if you write it in the comments section, so let's reserve that for made-up gossip instead.<br /><br />I'll make a start...<br /><br />Peter Black is Swansea West Warhammer champion, 2007.<br /><br />Carl Sargeant turned down the Economic Development, Health and Education portfolios before eventually settling for the 'You get to sit around the cabinet but you can't make notes' brief.<br /><br />Jonathan Morgan has announced he won't be contesting Cardiff North in the next general election so he can concentrate solely on becoming Nick Bourne's biographer.<br /><br />And Plaid's Gang of Four are currently in the recording studio preparing to release a single - "4 become 1". It's thought to include the lyrics, "Be a little wiser baby, put it off, put it off." <br /><br />And that's as near as you'll get to a popular culture reference from me:)<br /><br />Email address: blamerbell@googlemail.com<br /><br />Before Thursday please.<br /><br />I look forward to hearing from you soon.Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-50902084977750129972007-06-09T02:03:00.000+01:002007-06-09T02:04:54.748+01:00Red + Green = BrownHardly the most inspiring colour, is it?<br /><br />And yet, whether Wales is a car or an aeroplane, there seems to be mileage in the red-green Plaid-Labour idea again. <a href="http://www.adamprice.org.uk/blog/">Adam Price is all for it</a>. And Edwina Hart used her first <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6732549.stm">interview </a>since the twentieth century to put her weight behind it too. <br /><br />(Quite how any assembly member has managed to dodge the Welsh press for so long is a complete mystery. After all, there are only sixty of them. There should probably be a Dragon's Eye rota, just to even it out. At least that would give Helen Mary Jones some well-earned time off to go scarf shopping.)<br /><br />Plaid and Labour in a grand coalition? Lefties everywhere are getting erect nipples just thinking about it.<br /><br />But they haven't had to face Ieuan Wyn Jones. Does this man really fancy playing second fiddle to Rhodri's 'same-old' septet? <br /><br />No.<br /><br />He'd quite like to captain the ship himself. That's why the opposition are already behaving like a government in waiting in Cardiff Bay, with joint strategies and chummy tell-all telephone conversations between the leaders.<br /><br />Adam Price is evidently doing everything he can to make a deal with Labour more palatable. After all, his father was a miner don't you know.<br /><br />For all it matters, Ieuan Wyn Jones' father might as well have been Aneurin Bevan. He's still pushing for the rainbow. <br /><br />Six weeks, then, to make or break a government. And at the end of it, most of the parties in Wales could be faced with seismic splits.<br /><br />Labour is set for an internal battle whether it teams up with Plaid Cymru or not. And if Plaid go with Labour, Ieuan Wyn Jones' position would look very shaky. But then again, a deal with the Tories would cause a massive rupture with the left of the party. Meanwhile, Mike German and Nick Bourne really need to deliver the rainbow coalition to be sure of their jobs.<br /><br />My prediction: I'll go out on a limb and say that three of the parties will have different leaders by the next assembly election. Within the next few months there'll be some sort of deal between the parties. And that means losers as well as winners.Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com43tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-15148115130742304512007-06-08T02:39:00.000+01:002007-06-08T02:40:38.166+01:00Bob Atkins<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_x-W-YCfJLpw/RmgqZwc8vfI/AAAAAAAAAZY/mMzx7TqwaG4/s1600-h/atkins.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_x-W-YCfJLpw/RmgqZwc8vfI/AAAAAAAAAZY/mMzx7TqwaG4/s200/atkins.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073351602224283122" /></a>I will not be blogging today as a mark of respect for Bob Atkins, Director of the Diploma in Broadcast Journalism at Cardiff University, who died last week. His funeral will be held today at Thornhill Crematorium.<br /><br />Bob was probably the best broadcast journalism trainer in the UK for the past fifteen years and I feel greatly privileged to be among the last few to learn from him.<br /><br />Before that, Bob was editor at Radio Wales and an executive producer at the BBC World Service.<br /><br />There's hardly a newsroom in the country that doesn't have someone fed and nurtured on the Atkins diet. He was a stickler for accuracy and good writing above all else, and I'll always value the advice he has given me over the last year.<br /><br />I still can't believe he's gone. He was a funny, kind and inspirational character whose dedication to his students was so great he'd even listen again to our breakfast shows in the bath at home.<br /><br />Journalism won't be the same without him.<br /><br />Cheers, Bob.Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35860226.post-37213422055344407662007-06-07T10:13:00.001+01:002007-06-07T10:20:07.486+01:00What is Wales?A little known fact about the new Government of Wales Act is that there is now provision for a minister, outside the cabinet, with responsibility for metaphors.<br /><br />So far, the theme has been transport.<br /><br />"We have got a new car," said Rhodri after the election. "We are certainly not going to leave it in the garage."<br /><br />Then, this week...<br /><br />"Wales is an aircraft, and I am its pilot," Rhodri told the Queen.<br /><br />"Can you ask the trolley lady to bring me a little something," said Dafydd El.<br /><br />Still to come, Wales is a boat, a bicycle and a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blimp">blimp</a>.<br /><br />After that, we'll be moving on to vegetables.Blamerbellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01517227636451132903noreply@blogger.com30