Dance music is crap
Monday, December 04, 2006
It just is, OK.
I could try and tell you why in an elongated musical analysis, but essentially it's coming through my floorboards as I write and it sounds like we're in the middle of an earthquake.
It is so very very sad how something as inspiring a phenomenon as music could be reduced to the shit that is the modern dance/drug/idiot music scene. But it's happened, and the only way to deal with it is to drive anyone who likes it out into a secluded forest and put a bullet through their head.
posted by Blamerbell @ 11:27 pm,
- At 12:25 pm, Jerome said...
Just for that I'm turning the volume up to 11 this evening.
- At 1:36 pm, Chris Doidge said...
Oh Ciaran, you're so very, very, utterly, wrong. More than any other modern 'pop' genre, dance music is just like classical music.
You are a music snob.
- At 6:09 pm, Blamerbell said...
If a chap prefers a piece of chicken breast to a processed chiken nugget, does that mean he's a chicken snob, or just someone who knows good chicken?
If that same chap then has processed chicken nuggets, which he hates, rammed down his throat against his will, is that not quite an unpleasant chicken experience?
- At 6:37 pm, Martin said...
Hilarious. I used to say things like this back in 1992. We must book in that argument about music some time.
- At 7:07 pm, Blamerbell said...
I'll bring my copy of 'John Coltrane's' Sketches of Spain...