Five minute first past the post quiz
Friday, May 04, 2007

Hmm. Quizzes are notoriously difficult to pull off on blogs because you just end up copying each other's answers.

So, here's the deal. It's called a five minute first past the post quiz, because you have to wait until five minutes after the post time to publish your answers. Then, it's a free for all and the first commenter with a complete set of answers is the winner. Unless it goes on for ages. In which case I'll penalise you for every five minutes you delay. There, it's simple!

Prize: something I can steal from the BBC without them noticing.

Remember, you can't post your answers for five minutes or you're disqualified.

1. In which constituency will you find the village of Penisarwain?
2. What do Felipe Calderon, Benjamin Netanyahu and Rhodri Morgan have in common?
3. If Welsh Lib Dem leader Mike German wasn't a politician, what would he be?
4. Before this year, how many people popular Welsh surname 'Jenkins' have stood for election to the national assembly?
5. Which candidate had the following conversation with an irrate constituent?

X: Good afternoon
Constituent: Did you vote for that smoking ban?
X: Yes I did
Con: (angrily) Then I will never vote for you ever again!
X: Sorry to hear that.
Con: (accusingly) Youv'e been listening to Doctors haven't you?
X: Err....yes.
Con: Thought so. They told me to give up too!
X: The scientists are pretty clear too - passive smoking kills about 400 people every year in Wales.
(Constituent's husband (silent till now) joins in...
Husband: People in this Country fought in two World Wars.....
X: Sorry?
Hubby: People died for freedom
X: I don't want anyone dying
Con: Us smokers are being treated as if we are coloureds
X: (visibly flinching) Would you like a leaflet?
Con: No.

G'luck!

Come on chaps. It's not that hard, is it?

UPDATE: Never mind five minutes, it's Friday morning and I'm still waiting. You're all useless. Though I suppose I can see why you might have been just a little bit brain dead.

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posted by Blamerbell @ 12:59 am,

8 Comments:

At 1:11 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh tis obviously a poor night to be passing oneself off as a member of the blogarati it seems, regressing to the desperate measures of a quiz to create some conversation.

 
At 1:15 am, Blogger Hogyn o Rachub said...

Ydi stiwdio y BBC rili mor boring a hynny??

:-P

 
At 1:15 am, Blogger Blamerbell said...

Aren't we allowed to have a bit of fun, Justin? Liven up!

 
At 1:16 am, Blogger Blamerbell said...

Swnio fel nad yw'r hogyn yn gwybod yr atebion...

 
At 1:24 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mae fe'n credu fod y senedd yn 'parish council' hefyd! :S

 
At 1:28 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Liven up"?? Dude, your the monkey in the suit having a quiz (Oooo what light hearted merriment)and I'm the lard arse with a belly full of doughnuts being derogatory for kicks, yes sir you have the moral high ground but I have the bigger sugar sprinkled smile.

Way to go trying to engage folks though. Wish more of you folks showed up on Digg and Technorati though.

 
At 1:29 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mae'r atebion ar i blog e. rhaid bod yn fanatic i neud cwis felna heno.

'nol i ffistan fy liged i ar tei pinc huw edwards ;-)

 
At 6:34 am, Blogger Tegwared ap Seion said...

1. Arfon

3. Athro

ella!

 

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